I knew that the kiddo wouldn't be the only one happy to see a new elf arrive after Thanksgiving. Christina Marie welcomed Twinkle with open arms. Our daughter was delighted, I was nervous. I couldn't handle another elvish scandal. I decided to take matters into my own hands and spy on the tiny BFFs.
This is what I found:
Wine, cookies and a little gossip never hurt anyone. Seems like all they were guilty of was a sweet tooth and maybe underage drinking*. At first. *Not really sure how to figure out elf years and what their legal drinking age is.....
Well, this didn't shock me. We all know that Christina Marie has a thing for bearded men in red. Her "innocent" response is the only surprising thing in this photo.
Great. Now I have to keep an eye on the new one, too. Dammit. Look at that glint in her eye. Excuse me while I go hide the booze and Santa statue.
This is the one that concerned me. Twerking? Really? I had such high hopes for Twinkle. Turns out those lady-elves are all around bad news.
I'll take two, please.
*Not really sure how to figure out elf years and what their legal drinking age is.....